Wanted: Eyes in the back of head

Okay, so apparently I didn't get the eyes in the back of my head when I had children. Though my kiddos at school would disagree. Maybe I left them at school the last day. I WAS in a hurry to get out of there, ha! I have been going through Kylan's clothes/toys/room in general getting rid of stuff. One of my major goals again this summer. Notice, I say again. I did not get that all accomplished last summer. However, this summer.....clutter free is my motto. Anyway to get to the point of my story....I was in Kylan's room cleaning when I noticed that I didn't hear Jace. First clue that he was into something. I go in the living room where he has found an ink pen and is scribbling ALL OVER MY LEATHER COUCH!!!! Not just one spot either...two huge spots. I took the pen and sent him to play in Kylan's room while I hairspray the couch, in hopes that it will come clean. It does not, by the way. Kylan then brings Jace to me and says, "Uh mom, I think you should look at Jace." I turn around and he is covered in green marker. Seriously kid, get some paper!!! I get him mostly cleaned up and give up on the couch. I went back to Kylan's room and come out to see that Jace has unfolded and thrown all of the clothes that I am donating all over the living room. Nice, really nice. So all of you with 2 year olds or younger....BE PREPARED, really prepared. Oh, and don't leave your eyes somewhere, you might need them!!! Also, any suggestions on getting that ink out would be fabulous!!! With all that said though, I don't know what I would do without that little man, ink stains and all!